Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

Bageled

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

by Frank Albert November 26, 2019

Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point

"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"

by Saucy33 May 28, 2018

bageled

stoned, baked,faded

after we smoked that joint we were both so bageled.

by Jimi James 70 June 26, 2020

Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 27, 2021

Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021