John Balfanz

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.

Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021

BAFTA

British Academy of Film and Television Arts.

Also known as the award Martin Freeman won.

Person 1 "I don't think that guy playing Bilbo is a very good actor."

Sherlockian "**** you he won a bafta!"

by Olivethebreloom February 14, 2012

Baffodile

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head

That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile

by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019

BAFTA

An award under the British Academy of Film and Television. Highly notable. Martin Freeman is especially fond of his for the role of John Watson in the show Sherlock.

"Fuck you I won a BAFTA." - Martin Freeman

by WolfieKiwi February 10, 2012

Baffroom

A place where one goes to shower, wash hands. used the toliet. etc

Hey Sharhonda whee did lil Ray-Ray go? oh! he went to the baffroom.

by marcma333021 September 12, 2009

bamfatron

someone or something that exerts supreme bamfness.

wow! that fat guy with a machete is a bamfatron!

by T money inda house August 17, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007