Baecon

When your love for bacon is so strong it comes before everything is else. Used in the same way as Bae.

Me and baecon

by stipsh May 28, 2015

bekonsof

a name you call someone when they are just being a heckin beckonsof

Billy: Is yellow actually orange or something.
Joe: No you heckin bekonsof yellow is yellow.

by beef and sauce May 11, 2021

bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

bakon

verb approve, to like something or someone

"I totally bakon that song.”

“I didn’t bakon that latest movie.”

by Olexity May 6, 2010

Bakon

Bakon is the Definition you give to someone is fat, dosent shower and has curly hair with a chubby face... AKA they look like a pig.

1. Dude your brother looks like Bakon..
2. ROFL yeah awesome nick name
3.what you guys talking about
1 & 2. stfu bakon

by The1NdNly April 20, 2009

Bakon

a party animal, someone that's always down to get fucked up, someone that does alot of drugs at once. (ex. cocaine, marijuana, ecstacy, nitrous, beer, liquor, salvia, mushrooms, promethazine) someone that is the shit.

damn, this weekend is felt like bakon.
fuck, bakon was bakoned the fuck out this weekend!

by the gouch October 21, 2009

baeyoncé

A person who is somewhere in-between being bae and a fiancé. A proposal is imminent but has not yet occurred.

"Who's that hanging around Kayla?"
"That's her baeyoncé. They been dating for years."

by livefromthedirty September 23, 2016