baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

by Some guy March 8, 2004

Baconized

(1)Getting burned bad in any video game
(2)Getting fried to a crisp in Warhawk with a Flamethrower while you are still lying there.

I really Baconized that guy.

by Millenneus February 6, 2008

balconize

to confess one's liking as more than a friend to the one who is liked. Traditionally done on a balcony on graduation or prom night.

After hiding his four years of feelings for her, he balconized to her after the awards ceremony.

by MikiBY October 7, 2012

Baconized

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.

To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.

by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009

baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.

One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.

by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020