baconist

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.

Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.

by Flossdada March 7, 2016

baconbunny

A tribe member carnivorous and ferocious bunny that consumes bacon daily, decapitating anyone who stands in his her path. (Refer to Monty Python's Holy Grail, killer bunny scence).

The baconbunny consumed all the lettuce, carrots and brussel sprouts wrapped in bacon that were left unguarded by the non-bunny

by Kintock November 2, 2017

baconstuffeddoughnut

A food found only in America

"Did you see that morbidly obese man?" "Ya he must of had a baconstuffeddoughnut!"

by Mericanftw January 6, 2014

barnbuster

A big event, something huge, stupendous.

Ex., That's a barnbuster of a deal. That's a great deal.

by themarta June 5, 2017

baconista

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.

Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.

by Pops946 August 6, 2008

backbust

To blow one's orgasmic load of either vaginal or penile secretions onto an unsuspecting strangers back.

Matt: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Nadsack: u just got backbusted! biotch!

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

Lord Baconus

Leader of House Bacon on the Battle for Breakfast against House Toast. Armed with the frying pan Lord Baconus is truly a worthy foe.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus with the toaster, Lord Baconus swore his revenge.

by King Steve June 11, 2004