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Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely
"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."
by gruntyphish August 5, 2009
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put the bacon on me

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A phrase that describes a desire to have sex
Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.
by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019
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Rub some bacon on it

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Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine
by Sid potter December 16, 2016
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choke on bacon

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A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.
Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."
by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017
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put some bacon on it

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it means if something goes wrong put some bacon on it
my taxes are stupid "put some bacon on it"
by MS_JAMES December 6, 2016
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Throw Some Bacon on It

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Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"
by Samiee15 October 8, 2016
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bacon on

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How are we love can I have 2 bacon ons with brown sauce
by Skettybumlol May 6, 2021
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