Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

put the bacon on me

A phrase that describes a desire to have sex

Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.

by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019

Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

by Sid potter December 16, 2016

choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.

Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."

by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017

put some bacon on it

it means if something goes wrong put some bacon on it

my taxes are stupid "put some bacon on it"

by MS_JAMES December 6, 2016

Throw Some Bacon on It

Literally no fucks given

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"

by Samiee15 October 8, 2016

bacon on

Scouse term for bacon on toast

How are we love can I have 2 bacon ons with brown sauce

by Skettybumlol May 6, 2021