Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010

Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

backlink

When you get a link and then press back.

Click link
Press Back
BACKLINK

BUILD LOTS OF BACKLINKS FOR SEARCH TERMS WITH 1000 SEARCHES+

by nerturpllol November 10, 2016

bachling

A word used to describe a really cool person

Wow that dude is so bachling

by nicmimfag April 19, 2017

backlinkfy

Building connections between two website for the possess of ranking higher on search engine results.

When you launch your online business, make sure to backlinkfy it for better search rankings.

by backlinkfy November 22, 2017

Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age

Luke is baconing

by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024