back-splatter

The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.

"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"

by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005

backscatter

An Asian porn actress who poops on a mans back during the act of love making.

I saw this really hot chick in a video online, but she turned out to be a backscatter.

by reverz November 20, 2010

Backpatter

A backpatter(s) is an individual or group that continously and annoyingly speaks well of themselves. Anyone that says something that would warrant a "good for you!" response (or in other cases, STFU).

First of all, Most social media posts.
Example 1: Look at me, I lost ten pounds! I'm a backpatter.
Example2: I went to the strip club and didn't even pay for a dance! I'm a backpatter.
Example 3: Hey man. I had sex with this chick! (...Shows you a chick on a phone) I'm a backpatter.
Example 4: Hey everybody! Got my vaccine. I'm a backpatter.
Example 5: I gave $10 in church today! I'm a backpatter.
Example 6: Hey, I'm 2 Pac and I had sex with a porn star. I'm a backpatter.
Example 7: Hey, I'm Biggie Smalls and I had sex with a stripper. I'm a backpatter.
Example 8: We won the game! I'm a backpatter.
Example 9: I ate only vegetables today. I'm a backpatter.

by Cognac_East May 2, 2021