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Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.
James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.
by bumasterflex September 22, 2010
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no backsies

Originating in the game of tag, no backsies is a maneuver in which a player that is "it" cannot be tagged back immediately following the tagging of another player.

No backsies can further be extended into the real world, where people use "no backsies" as a means to avoid doing a task.

To invoke the rule, one must simply say "no backsies" before the item or action in question is returned to its original source.
Example 1: Alice, Bob, and Corey are playing tag, and Alice is "it." Alice proceeds to tag Bob, making him "it." Bob turns around and tags Alice right back. Alice neglected to say "no backsies," and is now "it" again. Bob would not make the same mistake. As his hand touches Alice's shoulder, he screams "no backsies." He then proceeds to punch her in the face for good measure. Bob cannot be tagged "it" until Corey has been tagged. Which won't happen. Alice is in the hospital.

Example 2: Alex and Daniel are arguing over whom has to put away all the toys back into the chest. Their mother comes in to threaten them that if a certain thing isn't put away within the next minute, they would both get in trouble. Obeying the unwritten rule that the last one to touch something must put it away, both proceed to argue over who actually touched it last. Daniel picks it up and throws it at Alex, hitting him in the face, and calls out "no backsies." Alex, now bruised from the padlock that their mother wanted put away, now has no option but to return the heavy metal object back to the toy chest.
by David Fier March 9, 2006
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flag your backfield

When you stick your index finger in your partners butthole during intercourse while tucking your thumb and waving your remaining fingers.
I love to flag your backfield.
by CopperGate April 14, 2016
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backie back

The backie back is the last row in a large car. First you have the front, then the back, then the backie back!
Jeremiah, if you keep kicking mommy's sear, then you have to sit in the backie back!
by bunny bitch February 1, 2014
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Detroit City Backfire

When you fart on someones pillow giving them pink eye.
I gave George a Detroit City Backfire, and now he has pink eye.
by Forgot-My-Name! September 21, 2010
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Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself
"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.
by TMex1971 May 18, 2015
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taksies backsies

n. the act of taking back
v. to take back, revoke
no taksies backsies you stupid bitch.
bitch i call taksies backsies
by askjdfhg March 27, 2007
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