Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Glass in baby food

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 10; Glass in baby food

by Dark raider boss September 3, 2023

Gerber Baby Food

Something that may be disgusting to someone.

"This shit taste like Gerber baby food" "What?" "This shit taste like Garbage"

by France1941 July 6, 2024

food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011

food baby

when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant

Jeez! I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017