Baritone Saxophone

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009

babita

Babita is like an Ocean of warmth and heart and kindness.

Please give Babita many cookies.

by JennyBee May 8, 2008

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005

babytoes

Another word for the female Nipple.

Used probably due to its resemblance in shape to said baby's toe.

Used in the movie Superbad by Evan when admiring a cover model's tits.

Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little babytoes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
-quotes taken from imdb.com

by krzn October 14, 2008

Baritone Guns

A unique example of guns. Baritone guns are acquired through the playing the marching baritone.

There are different stages to the development of them: High school, Advanced High School/College, Advanced College/Low DCI, and finally DCI.

For example, the advanced High School/College usually look similar to someone who between medium guns and small guns.

Depending on the person's hand orientation, on guns will usually develop a little larger than the other.

Dude, the trumpets never hold there horns up correctly. They need some baritone guns.

by orangerickymartin October 28, 2008

Babious

An extremely gay kid who can be confused for a girl and lacks friends

Man that little kid looks like he could be a babious

by Cool_man July 29, 2019

baritone player

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.

Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.

by Le no July 17, 2016