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Babysitter Syndrome

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”
by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007
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babysit

To hold the blunt for much longer than necessary. After being caught babysitting, babysitters almost always take an additional hit before passing.
1: How much do they pay you to babysit that blunt?
2: 7.50 an hour.
by Hof September 19, 2005
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Babester

A word used to describe someone who is cute and mischievous.

The word originates from conjunction of "Baby Doll" and a commonly used suffix "ster" to denote a playfully naughty nature.
When you stuffed snow down my clothes it gave me cold for two weeks, but I still wuv you babester because you looked so cute doing it!
by TheKeyur December 2, 2010
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Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.
What a babysitter
by the gb June 9, 2011
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babysitters club

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.
Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
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Bebesito

hola bebesito .
by brazynyaa February 15, 2018
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babysit

When one you and a some friends go out clubbin'and one of them ends up getting S#!T faced and you end up watching them all night; cleaning up their puke, keeping them from hooking up with nasty people/fighting people, helping them walk/up when they fall-thus ruining your entire evening and resluting in you not having any fun.
"We went out of town this weekend, and we ended up babysitting Carol."
by Me Ahna July 24, 2005
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