king of second bananas 

Luigi., younger brother of Mario

Snake: That guy with the mustache...

Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?

Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!

Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!

Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

king of second bananas by Joe McLary August 24, 2009

commander cuckoo bananas 

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

commander cuckoo bananas by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005

That's bananas

Saying something is crazy, ridiculous, or just plain balderdash.

Dee: It's my brother's fault, though. You're not going to believe this. He tried to convince me that you were retarded, what?
Lil' Kev: No, what.
Dee: I know.
Lil' Kev: That's bananas, girl.
Dee: You're not retarded, are you?

That's bananas by Ernie on Crack August 21, 2009

shitting bananas

SEE "shittin' bananas"

or "voodoo doodoo"

or "Clorox OD"

"I be shitting bananas woman, What you put in m'food?"

shitting bananas by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

Ain't no two bananas 

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.

Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!

Ain't no two bananas by Brian M August 24, 2004

Absolutely bananas 

When someone is talking about something crazy or something is not going right

This is absolutely bananas

Absolutely bananas by Princelol December 1, 2019

Rudy Bananas 

A disparaging nickname for the ex-NYC Mayor and wildly bumbling wiseguy emissary to the Ukraine since he’s been launching into his wacky, nonsensical television monologues.

Yup, I’m Rudy Bananas and I love my new job traveling all over the world as the Trumpster’s biggest stooge!

Rudy Bananas by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019