In the tv-show Family Guy the baby Stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: " O wait wait bilf, total bilf" .
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Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.
Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf
You bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf
You bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
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