burgle

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"

Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.

by Mtown March 10, 2008

burgle

adj. To steal and eat somebody's burger.

He quickly burgled down her cheeseburger when she wasn't looking.

by i dunno iono oreo January 11, 2010

burgles

A teenaged mexican who frequents convience shops around midnight attempting to purchase booze with a fake copy of his passport (on white computer paper)... Most likely named Enrique...

Burgles (with all 13 40oz's clanking): Thanks, have a good night
Clerk 1: I think I just got "Burgled"
Clerk 2: Someone stole something?
Clerk 1: Nah i just sold 13 40oz's to some kid with a piece of paper for ID

by Matt Gwiaz November 08, 2007

burgle

The action taken by a turdburgler on a turd.

Turdburgler: One who burgles turds.

by Chronodin June 06, 2003

Burgled

While using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).

Dude, I went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, I still got burgled!

by TRUKEIC May 18, 2010

Burgle

To imbibe libations past the point of no return. To get burgled. To go burgling. To be burgled (as in "man I am so burgled right now").

Man, I am so burgled right now.

by @acpetrick December 29, 2011

burgle

slang: to have sex with, particularly if done in a domineering manner.
past tense: burgled present tense: burgling

"take off your panties, I'm gonna burgle you good."
past tense: "I'm still sore from when you burgled me last night."

by Jack Messinger January 24, 2007