Broccoli

Bitchy Tomatoes

He hates broccoli

by Ready001 November 8, 2018

broccoli

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

by Adrian November 6, 2004

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

Broccoli

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

by Karatekid1222 June 15, 2008

Broccoli

A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5

Hay broccoli, how are you?

by Weeb human May 22, 2020

broccoli

The natural laxative.

Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.

by Shawn B. May 8, 2003

broccoli

broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .

Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !

by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE June 9, 2011