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Bondi

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: an entitled hate-filled monoglot basic white female formerly known as a Karen. As of early 2026 the term Karen has been rendered obsolete and permanently replaced by Bondi.
Woman cut the line right in front of me, I called her a Bondi, everyone bust out laughing, and she lost her shit.
by rökken roller February 20, 2026
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Bondi is short for Pam Bondi, it's used as an example of corrupt law enforcement official.
"Can you believe it, judge Judy is just another Bondi"
"Did you hear about that Georgie she turned out to be the worst kind Bondi at the jail on Southside, she got caught taking bribes from the inmates"
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The act of producing donut-shaped 'smoke' rings when on all fours during doggy-style due to caked on make-up.
Dude, Becky's Bondi was so thick, it was like we were playing quoits with the bedpost!
by FridayNightGripes September 16, 2025
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Bondi faggot

One of the gayest individuals you will ever see, this fag is so gay he radiates an aura of a rainbow. Often seen around Bondi Junction shopping entre.
Look at that fucking faggot over there in his leather pants and skin tight mesh shirt rubbing his chest and showing off his wrists. I so wanna punch him in the face.

Don't bro, that's a Bondi faggot. He'll grow on you.
by kam75xx May 16, 2022
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Bondi cigar

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Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach, Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.
My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Bondi Cigar

Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.

That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).
Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.

Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.
by Miguel222 November 5, 2005
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Bondi Cigar

A turd floating in the surf.
I dove into the water narrowly missing a Bondi Cigar.
by BigRob78 January 11, 2008
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