Bobert

-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl

Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass

by SRD3 February 18, 2020

bobert

One whom is queer beyond all belief with many STD's and other undesireable diseases. Generally boberts have the intelligence of a vegetable and are considered "Less than Everything" -- Yes even less than dirt.

Ryan: "You queer ass bobert motha fucka!"

by t3h gEno April 30, 2005

Bobert

Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.

"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?

by shumad1 October 23, 2012

Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 26, 2017

Bobert

A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.

Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"

by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014

Bobert

Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back

Bobert is a total legend

by Its a bannnnnanana October 7, 2020

Bobert

A retard or otherwise generally or mentally incapable person. Likely to need a lot of help.

This kid is going to need some extra help in this class, he’s quite a bobert.

by Jumbo Smerritt August 21, 2018