blubber

To make your girlfriends ass jiggle.

I love blubbering my girlfriends ass.

by Sylvia June 11, 2014

blubber

the funniest word eva! its like no Bulshatalkey it really is.

he he. jake has blubber on his tummy. tee hee.

by um.. yo crazy mama! December 26, 2003

Blubber

Lizzo

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not

by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020

Blubber

A fat person with an especially large amount of access fat

"Damn that dude has some serious blubber!"

by randomusernamerandom November 24, 2021

Blubber

One of the many slurs used to opress the blue people, it is the hard r version of blubba

Go back to picking blue cotton you blubber -👴🏻

by Yoetaro October 10, 2022

blubber tuck

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants

Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".

by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

Blubber-Vision

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.

My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.

by Johntoo August 22, 2009