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Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.
Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!
Blondes by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008
blondes are fun and crazy and hyper
wow your so blonde but we love you!!!
Blondes by blondie May 6, 2005
Stupid people that you can usually find anywhere and there so stupid you lose brain cells talking to them
Mia’s are such blondes, last time I talked to one my brain trying to kill itself
Blondes by Chance101 December 28, 2021
Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.
Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.
blondes by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Blondes are beautiful and often very smart; it is no coincidence or arbitrary fact that surveys show more bachelors imagining their future wives as blondes than not. Blondes also do, for the record, have more fun. And they make the best girlfriends.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2011

1. Naomi Watts
2. Kristen Bell
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Yvonne Strahovski
5. Leila Josefowicz
6. Kaley Cuoco
7. Reese Witherspoon
8. Gretchen Carlson
9. Lauren Conrad
10. Jamie Colby
11. Shannon Bream
Are sometimes very dumb i think that's why guys like them so much.And the have big boobs.
Man 1: i'm dating these hot blondes.

Man 2: Wow, how lucky are you.

Man: Yeah i know she has really big boobs.

Man 2: Yeah i bet.
blondes by christina666 July 21, 2009