Blobfish

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.

To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.

by Homophones August 4, 2020

blobfish

A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"

Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish

by Period4A March 26, 2016

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

Blobfish

Daunte is the definition of a blobfish

Daunte is in ugly blobfish

by Ayyeebroo October 3, 2017

blobfish

Stefan Löfven

The blobfish is ruling sweden bad.

by MagnaArtium November 23, 2017

Blobfish

The act of making a very ugly frown face that resembles the ugly sea creature. It is a Also referred to as blobsquish when done in combination with a squishing method.

My favorite rapper is lil blobfish, but her face is fugly

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Blobfish

When you kane too much mandy and you sweat so much you look like a blobfish

Everytime we party he ends up like a blobfish in the corner.

by JesusOhooli August 11, 2019