ass bling

The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.

Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.

It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.

Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.

by Father Tyme January 11, 2014

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

by nepvll March 12, 2023

Ass shade of blond

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.

casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"

by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010