blart

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.
"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"
by GeordieChris July 17, 2006
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Blart

Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!
by Opman April 23, 2019
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Blart

Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"
"stop your blarting"
by Jentim July 27, 2005
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Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
People who say blarted confuse me.
by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010
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blart

Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.
by Radge Gadgee December 06, 2006
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Did you hear?? about how ed sheeran died
yes he blarted!!!

also used as a term to say to your friends

HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED
by BlartyParty December 16, 2020
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Blart

I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter
by trojun March 11, 2016
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