blared up

To be unbelievably fucked up. Most likely from alcohol.

Rick:I just drank a bottle of captain and smoked 2 blunts.
Kyle: Damn g you must be blared up.

by Pick65frg December 5, 2016

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

blerfed

Completely Crossfaded to where all you can say is "I'm Blerfed".

How you feeling Bro?
I don't know I'm blerfed

by Dooolan June 18, 2017

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010

Blarted

A burp that smells like a fart

Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted

by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017

blarged

to die, dead. The root word is blarg as in "Blarg, I am dead."

Oh my husband is blarged; car accident.

by Stalyn November 22, 2007

blarted

sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.

I just blarted!

by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010