blaflaggled

when you are so confused about emotions, that you have no clue what your thinking, and you are torn between your friends and someone of the opposite sex. you are unsure and may randomly snap at other people and things. you stop listening to love songs like the beatles because it will make you feel just worse.

related to the feeling expressed in the 311 song, all mixed up;
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off your ass
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass so just get off your ass

God damn it. shes been on my mind for 3 weeks, but i dont know anymore. I'm so blaflaggled, i almost started a fight with my best friend.

by edrick February 12, 2005

Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

blaffy blooffy

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.

Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.

by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.

"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."

by Fuck Me Funny September 20, 2011

BAMFA

(n.): corresponds with ANISA, stands for

BIG
ASS
MOTHER
FUCKING
ANISA

used when someone sees a smoking hot fine lady with a big ass booty and more rolls of fat than Trump has of cash

Tyrone: Damn that young stunna by the bar

Shaniquah: She's a BAMFA if I ever saw one

Felicia: I wish I had tits like that

by BAMFA INC. October 10, 2016

bamf dork

1. a person who is so dorky that their a bad-ass in their own way

Dude, even though throwing cards is kind of dorky, you're pretty much a bamf dork at it.

by millernm November 25, 2010

blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.

God Tony has blamatitus

by mrsupernova December 13, 2014