Blahger

{pronounced blah-ger} It means extreamly wack. Like totally and utterly wack. The wackest person ever. This word is usally used when teenagers don't want to call their parents 'wack' to their faces to they just say 'blahger'.

Mom: Clean your room!

Teenager: Your such a BLAHGER!!!

by LetACryOut March 16, 2009

Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022

blaggered

To become intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol. See also drunk and pissed.

James had bare drinks last night. He was blaggered!

by RozzaC May 28, 2008

blagger

1. noun : azn term for a male of african american heritage
2. verb : act of hurting someone

if u dont discontinue, i will blagger u good boy, U HEAR ME?

by f8taltsunami December 29, 2003

Blahgerm

Know for his looks, For the amount of skill he was once gifted with.

Former retired siege player. Blah transferred his skill on over to VALORANT, now ranked Radiant. Blahgerm's killing the esport game around the world.

Blahgerm is the right man for me

by Blahgerm November 25, 2020