“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”
by Layas8567 August 28, 2022

A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.
Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"
Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"
by Natti Ice October 19, 2009

An occasion where a muffin top is forced to make an important decision on whether it will possibly suck off a narwhal or if it may in fact get sauced around by a great grandma
by Johnny bohnatz the third June 6, 2017

Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?
Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries
Dusty: Oh i think i can
Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries
Dusty: Oh i think i can
by Dawn1234 December 18, 2007

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.
“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”
Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”
Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”
Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”
Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”
by billy fuc March 29, 2020

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank
Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water
Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water
by Hithereandreaches January 30, 2023
