Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008

Baster

A girl who loves to perform the act of giving head

man that girl was a baster

by Hallie Rehmer January 19, 2003

baster

Peeing in someone's butt.

I'll give you the coke if you give me a baster

by Doobie Bros. Fan 3475 March 7, 2004

Rick Baster

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.

Rick Baster: Yuh.

by flashrecord March 26, 2022

Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011