Mom i cant go to school today, i have Barnahkalepsy.
I cant come into work today, I think i have a bad case of Barnahkalepsy
I cant come into work today, I think i have a bad case of Barnahkalepsy
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She is an angle, she is life, she is beauty.
Barkah is a life of the party, she is a beautiful, kind hearted, loving, forgiving person.
She has a heart like no other. Meeting a Barkah is rare so don’t loose her. She often loves people more then herself. She puts others before herself. She usually doesn’t open up so if she does then you mean a lot to her. Barkah is also great In the bed, she can give you all desired and more, don’t let her innocent act and face fool you, she will tear you apart and pleasure you like never before.
Barkah is perfect wife material, your mom would be so proud of you if you brought her home.
She loves deeply and desirably.
She doesn’t let anyone in, she doesn’t express her feelings, she doesn’t give her all to just anyone. If you ever receive it from her just know you own her heart and she will do anything for you. She’s a bright but sad soul. With an angelic and mesmerizing smile like hers you’ll fall in love like never before. Beautiful and stunning eyes you’ll get lost in.
If you ever loose Barkah just know you’ll always regret it for the rest of your life cause she’s the only person who will ever give a shit about you. She’ll push you to be better and make you a better boyfriend/husband/father.
So remember, if you get the blessing for having a Barkah in your life dont EVER take it for granted.
Barkah is a life of the party, she is a beautiful, kind hearted, loving, forgiving person.
She has a heart like no other. Meeting a Barkah is rare so don’t loose her. She often loves people more then herself. She puts others before herself. She usually doesn’t open up so if she does then you mean a lot to her. Barkah is also great In the bed, she can give you all desired and more, don’t let her innocent act and face fool you, she will tear you apart and pleasure you like never before.
Barkah is perfect wife material, your mom would be so proud of you if you brought her home.
She loves deeply and desirably.
She doesn’t let anyone in, she doesn’t express her feelings, she doesn’t give her all to just anyone. If you ever receive it from her just know you own her heart and she will do anything for you. She’s a bright but sad soul. With an angelic and mesmerizing smile like hers you’ll fall in love like never before. Beautiful and stunning eyes you’ll get lost in.
If you ever loose Barkah just know you’ll always regret it for the rest of your life cause she’s the only person who will ever give a shit about you. She’ll push you to be better and make you a better boyfriend/husband/father.
So remember, if you get the blessing for having a Barkah in your life dont EVER take it for granted.
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