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When one farts while sitting and the air bubble passes beneath the ball sack, creating a rolling pocket of flatulence that exits under the testicles.
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John Balfanz
A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019
John Balfanz
Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020
John Balfanz
John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021
balforth
The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.