BALF

Homie known as Big Ass Laker Fan.

"Even though you're a Laker fan, there can only be one BALF."

by BALF July 13, 2008

tinker tinkle

While urinating, occupying oneself with at least one free hand, usually with a small electronic device such as a smart phone. Used by Ruxin on the FX television series "The League."

I had to tinker tinkle, after I went to a public urinal, to continue texting my friend.

by Balf October 12, 2013