baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 09, 2007

Baldi

A bald man from a trending spoopy horror game

Welcome to baldi’s basics in education and learning! That’s me!

by Flowey The killer flower June 13, 2018

Baldy

A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead

There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.

by Steve_Juggernaut April 28, 2006

Baldi

A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.

Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!

by baldilover69 January 12, 2011

Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 21, 2018

Baldie

(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.

-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”

by DEADMEAT April 16, 2019

baldies

young boys or girls who are a under the sexual interest of an older man or woman

(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)

"Where im from we call them baldies"

by Throbber October 17, 2007