Deutsche Bahn

a theater of transit where the script is rewritten with each delay, and the stage is set for the perpetual drama of missed connections and lost hopes.

Oh I'm late again, thanks to the Deutsche Bahn.

by KJUEIKS December 11, 2023

(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want to contact you
But i don't know how

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Logan Bahn

A incredibly sexy man

Woah he’s a Logan Bahn

by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

You got Deutsche Bahned

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

by dickoon2 March 21, 2025

Bahne

Bahne is the president of the Amish. He is often referred to as a "white nigger" and his shoes are simply divine.

"Are you fucking Bahne?"
"Always, why don't you join? ;)"

by JKSBLT June 11, 2025

Ice Bahn

Ice Bahn is the greatest band ever. Famous for instant world wide classics such as Legacy and Loyalty along with Jackass Rappers. Once you listen you will never want to hear another sound other then Ice Bahn again.

Person: Dude have you listened to Ice Bahns latest album?
You: Obviousy...

by Ice Bahn lover April 23, 2024