B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

B-R-I-A-N Friend

(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.

Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”

by TheTomeOfLuther May 20, 2019

B.R.U.T.E/Mech

A robot looking thing commonly used by pussies. Originated by some guy that was on weed using weed as a straw to drink his beer his favorite number 420 hmm.

bro this guys just killed me with a B.R.U.T.E/Mech what a pussy

by Kangaroo124 August 16, 2019

B.R.B

BRB means Be Right Back

I'm going to the loo i'll BRB.

by DINKYDORYFUDGESMUDGE August 15, 2005

B.R.U.H

I saw the name of a Spotify Playlist that was this and I really don't recommend looking it up unless you wanna see a woman's boobs..

Hey bro look up B.R.U.H on Spotify if you wanna see something cool

by Mr.ivan February 22, 2022

B.R.A

Stands for Battle Ready Armour. Can be used by both man and woman that can also be weared in daily life.
To equip it you wear it like a helmet and use the hooks to sequre it.

Person1 :Dude ı got hit by a ball yesterday in the head. But thanks to the B.R.A ı didnt feel a think.
Person2 :Wow you are lucky.Theese things are really usefull

by BukadaTR April 27, 2021

B & R this J

Short for "Bounce and Roll this Joint"

Coined by S and J

(see R & B this J)

J: Lets B & R this J
S: Kk we're out!

by CoinedByS&J April 1, 2010