batfish

A highly intelligent individual who has an IQ that exceeds infinity.
Batfish is too smart for any living being, aside from Batfish himself, to comprehend.

Yo that Batfish guy, he too dang smart for my brain to get, I think my brain cells are imploding.

by Dounk September 20, 2018

Badfish

A badfish is a Vietnamese ninja that plays keyboard and guitar. A badfish's name can only start with the letter 'A'. A badfish is NOT a stinky pussy or tuna.
(Also, if your name starts with the letter 'K' and you have red hair, you can also call yourself a badfish.)
*And if you believe a badfish is a stinky pussy, you're wrong.

Ashley is a badfish because she plays keyboard and guitar and she's a Vietnamese ninja.

Keith is a badfish because he has red hair.

Jack is not a badfish!! He believes a badfish is a stinky pussy. And he's wrong.

by Stinky china. October 20, 2009

Badfish

An individual who does not believe you should have to join this corrupt world that revolves around money, but beloved we could go back to just living off the land and can appreciate even just the little things in life.

Tell me are you a badfish too?
Are you a badfish too?
Ain't got no money to spend
I hope the night will never end
Lord knows I'm weak
Won't somebody get me off of this reef

by BryGuy... June 4, 2019

badfish

One hack of a gurlie who is simply rad!

Yo yo, that chicky is a badfish... werd!

by Urbanistic May 14, 2004

Batfished

When a supervillian and/or civilian gets catfished by Batman and/or Bruce Wayne.

Cat Women tried to catfish Batman, but Batman batfished her first.

by TreeDogg April 19, 2018

Batfished

Means when you know a male or female is crazy but they do something that confirms they're batshit crazy.

I knew Tarah was crazy, but she tried to cut off my balls one night. She batfished me.

by evertoconquer October 17, 2019

befished

The act of turning a human person into a fish.

"Uh oh, looks like you just got befished fool!"
"If anyone is readying this, my name is Chris Lachlan Dennings. I've currently been kidnaped by my boss, Steven Jay Hubbard, in order to sell more organic meat to taco bell. My coordinates are 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. Please, I just want to see my loving wife Clarice again."

by underthebridge underthebridge April 23, 2021