Assfly

A common, and derogatory, nickname for the fundamentalist, home "educator" and founder of Conservapedia, Andrew Schlafly.

-Hey this history exam has 15% fewer questions if you're a girl.

-That's because it's written by Assfly.

by A Pedant November 28, 2009

assfluenza

Major illness involving massive diarrhea.

After I ate those chicken wings, I ended up with a massive case of assfluenza.

by Lone@602 April 28, 2009

assfloss

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.

That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.

by Jaclyn May 7, 2004

Ayslin

A smart girl that loves to read and that is beautiful.She is lazy at times and is athletic

Ayslin is kinda lazy

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkl1234 June 8, 2018

assflake

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.

John, you fucking assflake! You suck.

by Kate March 31, 2005

Ben Assfleck

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

by Hollywuud October 21, 2011