Sarutobi Asuma

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

mann's assumption

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.

Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.

by dj jazzy jason June 22, 2012

neko atsume

An addicting game that will ruin your life

"I'm gonna play Neko Atsume'
*5 hours later*
"Oh shit I have a test tomorrow."

by CatastrophicSlayer August 20, 2016

Assumative

To be assuming all the time.

Dont be so assumative!

by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011

awsomecolin

Nothing much, only the hottest guy alive like DAMN 🥵🥵🥵
His beautiful shirt and brown locks make me scream without the E.

Awsomecolin is so hot I swear mmm

by awsomecolin February 26, 2022

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.

A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023

Atsumina

An incredibly cute, sometimes very sexy pairing consisted of Takahashi Minami and Maeda Atsuko from Japan's most popular Girl band 'AKB48'. Atsuko represents the 'Atsu' part and Minami represents the 'Mina' part.

These 2 ladies are most paired together because of their close couple-like relationship and loving heart-felt moments. In most fanfics, Minami would play the male and Atsuko would be the female.

Search Atsumina on YouTube, Tumblr, & etc. and you'll see what I'm sayin'.

Girl1: Hey, look it's Atsumina cuddling together in their sleep!

Girl2: Oh yeah, dude they are totally gay for each other.

Girl3: God bless Mariko-sama for blogging Atsumina <3

by Journey8 August 21, 2012