Awakophobia

The fear of getting training camp tickets.

Not to be confused with Awakaphobia.

Tedc: "I have suffered awakophobia for the past two years."

by The Lambinator December 29, 2007

breaking-twentys-aphobia

A semi-rare condition where one has a consistent fear of breaking a twenty dollar bill in any situation. At no time will this person break a twenty and would rather starve than do so. There is no yet proven remedy or cure for this horrible, crippling condition.

Tim Tribone has "breaking-twentys-aphobia"

by seanmckay October 19, 2008

Cheese horn aphobia

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

by Macedog December 26, 2015

Aphobia

Aphobia is prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual against an individual who identifies as Asexual.

Jay: I identify as Asexual
Jack: Is that because you can't hold a relationship longer than 2 weeks?
Jay: Wow aphobia much........

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Altphobia

A state of paranoia reached in online gaming where a person has become so self conscious about their own gaming abilities that they begin to accuse more skilled players of making secret alternate accounts and refuse to accept that the rest of the players are just getting better.

“Hey man, it’s like you have altphobia, don’t get your pants in a bunch, they’re just better than you.”

by Ch3ckm4te June 22, 2020

aphobia

Fearlessness. From the Greek words "a" (here: not) and "phobia" (fear)

Happy are those who have aphobia! (aphObia)

by Smily February 7, 2008

assphobia

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.

Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.

by Mianosm November 21, 2006