ayonna

Great friend with a great personality,trustful,goofy,mentally a child,pretty and lucky to have in your life

Dang my best friend is what I call an Ayonna

by Kaylaab January 3, 2014

yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018

Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.

by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016

Avon

Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell

yer da sells avon

by anonymous December 15, 2019

Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

Avon

something your dad sells

"your dad keeps on knocking on my door trying to sell me avon, can you tell him to leave me alone?"

"seriously, it's getting really annoying now. please can you tell him that under no circumstances do i want to buy avon from him"

by eruditeblob August 8, 2016

Alonna

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it

"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"

by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019