autopilot

Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.

Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?

by cafiend March 27, 2008

autopilot

something done automatically with limited self-awareness

It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.

by The Return of Light Joker November 04, 2011

Autopilot

to go lay in your bed butt ass naked

Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot

Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…

by notyxngscxba June 14, 2022

autopilot

To males, the act of urinating without the directional assistance provided by the hands.

I was too busy texting Sally to pee, so I went on autopilot in the bathroom

by themanslut23 July 27, 2009

autopilot

to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.

i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

Autopilot

The unintentional act of someone falling asleep while giving a BJ and yet still continuing with said BJ while still doing normal functions of the activities

So i was getting a BJ and this girl was on autopilot

by Metal Man XXX core August 08, 2008

autopilot

a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.

anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.

by daequan October 30, 2003