The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.
Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.
by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011
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Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016
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by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023
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Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!
by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008
Get the class autograph mug.A gangster autograph is what you call it when you acquire several bullet holes in your car. From a gun toting pedestrian. One can recieve a gangster autograph for various reasons. Varying from because the person donesnt like how you look or because your the police. Most commonly police cars are the recievers of Gangster Autographs as when a police car is fired upon they like to show what there V8 engine is for. Which is geting the hell out of there real quick only to return 10 minutes latter with 50 cops to find that the shooter is long gone.
I gave that cop car a quick gangster autograph so my crew knows i keep it real.
Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.
I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.
Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.
I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.
by The Screw of Damnation January 20, 2006
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by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007
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