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Autocuck

The act to cuckolding yourself, usually inadvertently but sometimes deliberately. Being a beta to another alpha male's woman. Example: when a man enters a romantic relationship with a woman with children from another man. The man provides provisions and emotional support for another man's children and woman.

Not to be confused with charity. Non-romantic support of a single mother (such as community support, social services) is not autocuckolding, it's charity.
John autocucked himself when he married a woman with children from another man. He actually takes pleasure in furthering another man's genes.
by OneAlpha September 8, 2019
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Auto Fuck

Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.

Other Dude-Why?

Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
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Autofuckup

A phone glitch where, when you are talking shit about someone, sends the text to that person instead of the person you intended.
I meant to text Sally how fat Debbie. Looked in that outfit, but Autofuckup sent it to Debbie instead!
by Freudian fingers October 12, 2018
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Autofuckmylife

A term for a phone glitch wherein, when you are talking shit about Person A to Person B, mistakenly sends the text to Person A.
I texted Debbie how cute she looked in her outfit but when I texted Sally how fat Debbie looked in it, Autofuckmylife sent the text to Debbie!
by Freudian fingers October 12, 2018
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autoduck

Autocorrect. Named because of its tendency to correct the typed word Fuck to Duck. Even though the chances of it actually being Duck are minimal.
What a ducking mistake.

Oops, stupid autoduck.
by jimmy struthers February 4, 2024
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