Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation

by That One Guy Everybody Knows March 22, 2010

Autoeroticism

Self stimulation. Having a date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters, Auditioning the hand puppet, Badgering the witness, Bashing the bishop, Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget, Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick, Blueball baseball, Calling down for more Mayo, Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis, Caping the crusader, Cheating on your other hand, Checking the plumbing, Choking the chicken, Tossing off, Trolling for the one-eyed walleye, Performing the tube sock tango, Wanking the white, Warming up the altar boy's dinner, White-water wristing etc. etc.

I've got nothing better to do with my time so I practice autoeroticism for hours on end.

by Wankerrrrrrz September 26, 2006

autoretouch

to automatize image editing, editing images in bulk or to edit images using Artificial Intelligence

autoretouching your image is like using a washing machine instead of manually wasching your clothes: it just makes life easier.

by Katharina November 26, 2020

Auto erect

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)

by Mom’s left nut October 26, 2020

autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.

autoerotic homo necro pyro beastiality

Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

auto erect

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect

by T2kizz September 27, 2015