actorbation

Actorbation; (n) When an actor performs a monologue or scene so over-indulgently that you can almost see his hand stroking his quickly growing ego. Actorbation often causes a severe decrease in the tempo of a scene.

(v): to actorbate

"Wasn't Mark just amazing as Romeo last night?"
"Are you kidding me? Mark's incessant actorbation beat the crap out of the whole show! He must have added at least a half hour to the first act alone!"

by andrew nelson brown January 24, 2008

Automotion Cricket

A female version of a Mud Cricket but only dates guys for their vehicles during Automotion season.

Bro, have you heard that Sierra is a Automotion Cricket

by Sharpie2021 July 10, 2022

Automatonophobia

Fear of Ventriloquist dummies, animatronic figures or wax dummies

We were watching Jeff Dunham on T.V last night and when Sue saw Walter the dummy she nearly had a heart attack then she told me that she had Automatonophobia. I then apologised.

by Metalfan 2010 November 8, 2010

romanian automation

The act of creating the illusion that something is automated, only to cover the fact that there are actually real people behind the scenes making it work.

Have you seen that cool ecommerce shopping cart it has some awesome logic behind it.

Nah, probably just Romanian Automation.

by TheDrunktopus December 6, 2010

autobating

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

by poopswallower December 3, 2013

automotion

Having sex in an aotomobile.

Automotion is having sex in a car.

by Gianna Josephine July 14, 2010

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003