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Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.
"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"
by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022
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Automolested

When the driver behind you is so impatient or running so fast they pull / or run so close to your rear bumper In an attempt to move you out of the way.
I was automolested by an asshole in a black suv this morning on the interstate.

I was automolested on the interstate this morning. The person came up so fast and rode my ass so much I thought I was going to get creamed.
by The Biggie Smalls March 26, 2011
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automobills

As Beyonce best described it, automobills are bills that are associated with your automobile.
From the song "I can pay my automobills" because she's an independent woman.
by KatieMc July 30, 2007
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automotive locksmith

Automotive locksmith is a locksmith service man capable of generating car keys and repairing ignition problems. Such locksmith is also able to fix your vehicle lock mechanisms and simply unlock your vehicle. Usually skills vary from one locksmith to another.
I had to call an automotive locksmith when I managed to lose my car keys.
by EA Locksmith Inc February 17, 2017
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Automophile

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.
Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.
by MagickDio July 12, 2011
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Steely wheelie automobily 5

A game where you rob banks, smoke coke, and bang some hoes
Hey wanna go Steely wheelie automobily 5?
by xxdarkgamingxx January 16, 2019
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automotive welder

A car guy that wishes he was talented enough to be a welder so he tells his friends and family that he can weld. Most of the time they don’t own a welding hood so they just close their eyes and squirt some metal and hope that it holds for a few weeks before they have to repair it again.
Steve: I’m taking my Mazda 3 to Cameron’s shop to get welded.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.
by Jethro123 May 18, 2018
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