author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Arthur Kirkland

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

I have a plan arthur

I just need money

I have a plan Arthur, JUST TRUST ME, at least Micah has some loyalty

by Yeetyboi8 December 28, 2018

Arthur Pendragon

He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.

"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples"

"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"

by Arthurismydaddybish September 23, 2017

Arthur Bangs

A bald English teacher who is closely related to the devil.

student 1: what class so you have next
student 2: Fuckin Arthur Bangs english wonderland
student 1: oof

by lil alex with the chain April 12, 2019

Arthur

The kind of guy you write urban dictionary words about lol. He's funny, caring, sweet, smart, altruistic, and simply incredible. He usually takes a long time to open up to you, but when he does, you see even more amazing sides to him. Whenever you're with him, the entire world disappears. He's passionate about what he loves and who he loves and everyone he talks to adores him. Not only is he a one-of-a-kind friend, he is also the best guy you will ever meet. The impact that he will leave on you and your life is irreplaceable and if you meet an Arthur, make sure to never let them go.

Lol Arthur I wonder if you'll see this.

by 0822 August 29, 2019

Real Author

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.

"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"

by Skua September June 18, 2018