Austintatious

Acting weird in a possible psychotic way. For example, mistaken your phone for a banana.

He was acting austintatiously last night.

Wow he's so austintatious, yeah baby!

by Lenny White June 24, 2018

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Austintatious

To be sanctimonious, pretentious and conceited about how unpretentious and un-conceited one is.

I went to a party. They called it a barn dance but there was no barn. It had some bands playing, but the only people watching them were in the other bands. Everyone was talking about how they never go north of Town Lake anymore. It was very Austintatious.

by simcitymayor May 11, 2011

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Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

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assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect

A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.

by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005

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Abstination

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

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