Assometer

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

Auwsome

the amount of coolness in an object/person.

Wow.. she is auwsome!

by colt95 November 3, 2010

Assome

a work meaning a piece of shit or a horrible misspelling of awesome, if you misspell awesome go back to 3rd grade dumbass

"dude that shit is assome"
"no shit sherlock, it is shit after all"
"lets take a picture and post it on youtube"
"lets not fuckface"

by i9dave May 4, 2008

Assome

The kind of Awesome that you can only become if you have been drinking Gin

Oh Johnny, you're so assome

by Johnny Assome July 8, 2010

Ausome

1. As chill as Austin, Texas
2. Likely to be found in Austin
3. Worthy of being in Austin

SXSW and Austin City Limits Music Festivals are ausome.

by jbh88 March 17, 2010

Auxsome

a word that describes "awesome" if awesome could be said twice but at the same time out of the same mouth. or the more extreme intoxicated version of. a drunken version of the word "awesome" but can be used as a noun or adjective.

~wow! that last shot we did got me pretty auxsome!

~i feel like getting auxsome tonight.

~i woke up this morning from a night of binge drinking with three girls in my bed, it must have been auxsome!

by angel barron April 2, 2011