audience

The aura surrounding people who enjoy driving expensive cars

There was a choking audience permeating the vintage Rolls Royce club members.

by feffnet July 9, 2022

audience

An audience is a figurative language/line of speech to describe someone looking at you or admiring.

God did you see Myers he was totally giving her the aid audience!

by Opiumyoudidnthearfromhe April 25, 2024

audience of one

focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity

Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.

by Inoke Emptyshore March 20, 2014

Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

by RoninRogue July 15, 2010

Audience silenced

When you speak so intelligent and fluent with words, they is no action to upstruct because your life lived is subsequently absurd.

It don’t take but a few words and I’ll leave any audience silenced

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

Audience Capture

Can't be captured by an audience you have no interaction with.

Hym "There are more important things than audience capture and social media and I will murder those things if my case is not heard."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

by velvet67 July 31, 2009