Athan

A creature free of sex. That enjoys sex, guitars, showers, planes and skinny jeans.

"What is that...?"
"Could it be.. a plane?"
"A... bird?"
"Nono, silly children. That. Is an Athan."

by Rae~ February 26, 2009

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by UohUohUoh October 7, 2018

Athan

Dumbass bitch with thicc pubic hair

Damn Carl’s acting like an Athan

by Bbbclober February 25, 2019

Athan

Athan is a dude that has a charming personality, he’s very tall and has beautiful eyes. he is good at many things and will always be, he is also very kind. but one thing is that he can be gay.

ahh i have a crush on athan

you do realize he’s gay

by loIaaxx September 24, 2022

Athan

Probably has a Female Mcdonald’s Worker in his basement. Typically hits on girls who aren’t into them. Usually universally hated. Gets 0 bitches

Oh hey it’s Athan. I fucking hate that guy.

by Schmittyyy March 13, 2022

athan

A dick who nobody likes athan is a prick who cheats on his girlfriend with an ugly cunt athan needs to learn to grow the fuck up

Whats that ugly thing it an athan

by Tomas M. November 1, 2017

Athan

Athan: A man with a name like this tends to be a terrible person. The kind of person that gets ringworm from eating pussy or steals. Someone like this should be avoided?

Yo.. Check out that athan.

I used to talk to an athan. He was terrible...

by bahadbahdobby April 1, 2019